we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I queefed so loud it echoed.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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