Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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