i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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