I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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