I think i peed on brittanys purse
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Pooping to opera.
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