I seem to have left my pride at pride
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Randomize
