You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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