She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Will exercising make me less horny?
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