At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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