I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Just invented taco cereal.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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