Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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