Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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