We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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