i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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