Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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