Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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