We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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