Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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