Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
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Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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