I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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