We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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