Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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