Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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