Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
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He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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Have you been drinking my beer?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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