I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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