protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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