"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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