We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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