Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Two words: nipple clamps
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