just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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