Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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