whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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