This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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