that's an acceptable place to lick
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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