You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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