Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Holy sore nipples Batman
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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