She announced her abortion via fbk
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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