I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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