We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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