is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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