He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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