Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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