3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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