if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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