Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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