Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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