So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Two words: nipple clamps
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