What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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