Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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