Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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