Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
My bed smells like the plague
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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