help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
we should paint friendship bongs
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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