your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
she looked like the before picture.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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